Tory Burch's Beautiful Lie

To live like the fashion designer Tory Burch, as you’ll learn from her coffee-table book In Color, you need adorable twin sons, as well as a recipe for a summery screwdriver made with 5 ounces of blood orange juice. Inside your Southampton house, the rooms should be off-white, because regular white is gauche. You must have opinions about “export china,” which is how you should refer to your blue-and-white plates from Turkey. You should be friends with model-humanitarians such as Liya Kebede. And you can eat guacamole, but only if it has 11 ingredients in it, including, of course, “cilantro branches.”